The Princess And The Pearl

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inspectra:

ah yes, the three most historically important revolutions. the russian, french, and dance dance

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clockworkvaudeville:

when your parents try to explain a million things to you and youve just woken up

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bombing:

noseblow:

bombing:

i’m on a seafood diet. i only eat seafood

that’s not how the joke goes lmao

do my weight loss goals seem like a fucking joke to you

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